gwengold:

when u walk into the room beat to capacity

cursedcatimages:

me sneaking into my kitchen at 3 AM to eat fistfuls of shredded cheese

installing mozc and uim for the purposes of typing in japanese but instead getting totally distracted by my newfound ability to ｔｙｐｅ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｏｎ　ｃｏｍｍａｎｄ

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

baaulp:

Go and tell someone what you did today. Tell them what you ate even if they don’t wanna hear it.

dorites:

The city shines a neon glow in 2048, signs advertising luxury augmentations. I scan the signs looking for a good deal. At last I see it, saying “get a new look today, enhanced eyesight for 10 v-bucks”